A polite reminder from the deep that you are not built to handle her.Filed under: “Biological Relics / Oceanic Sleep Paralysis / Emotional Support Eldritch Beasts” Let me tell you about a creature that is older than the concept of your self-esteem. The Greenland shark is not swimming.She is drifting, gently and with contempt.A sentient… Continue reading Field Report: Long Sad Meat Tube
A classified-style briefing about Jupiter's general hostility toward being visited. Includes bullet points about its charming tendency to lack a surface, shred your ship into plasma, and contain a storm so petty it’s been spinning since before your grandma was born. Highlights include: Jupiter’s psychological basement, where your atoms get scattered A storm that outlives… Continue reading This Planet Needs Therapy
One fresh chaotic field note has officially been abandoned. This time, I left it nestled in the foliage like a cursed little space document just waiting for someone to make eye contact and feel the dread kick in. I mean, where else are you supposed to leave a letter about a gas giant that rains… Continue reading Saturn Got Filed and Left Behind (Sorry to the Plants)
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