The Letter Contained Juice and No Warnings

I’m standing in the skincare aisle like a normal person.I am not a normal person.I am holding a letter certified by the Local Goose Council and legally infused with Silly Goose Juice. The contents are unregulated.You may experience: mild emotional disobedience glitter-related side effects the sudden desire to honk when threatened I’ve slid it between… Continue reading The Letter Contained Juice and No Warnings

Tiny Threats for People Who Deserve Worse

They’re not letters. Not really.They’re warnings. Or encouragement. Or leftovers from someone else’s spiral.Filed and Sealed in wax.Dropped where only the right kind of person will bother to look. Some are petty.Some are kind.Some were clearly written by a raccoon in emotional distress. If you find one, you’ll know.It might be tucked in your jacket… Continue reading Tiny Threats for People Who Deserve Worse

The Bin, the Ladle, the Madness: Field Notes from a Feral Witness

I think it started with the mushrooms.But maybe it started with me. He lives behind Bin Cluster 7.Walks upright. Carries a dinosaur ladle.Looks at me like I’m the strange one. I gave him a name Rupert von Bin because someone had to. I’ve watched him make soup from things that shouldn’t be soup.Mushrooms, mostly. Things… Continue reading The Bin, the Ladle, the Madness: Field Notes from a Feral Witness