Live from the Bathroom Bureau of Unsolicited But Correct Opinions, we interrupt your regularly scheduled handwashing to bring you an urgent announcement: You. Are. A. Treasure. That’s right. A certified, undisputed human delight. I don’t care if you just cried in your car to a song that shouldn’t have hit that hard. I don’t care… Continue reading BREAKING NEWS: You Are an Absolute Delight
Dropped on a public chair, tucked neatly into an envelope, just waiting to ruin someone’s day in the best way possible. Maybe it’s a joke. Maybe it’s a warning. Maybe it’s an extremely specific threat, and they’ll never know for sure. Who left the letter? Unknown. Who disappeared? Also unknown. Who’s sitting there now, staring… Continue reading Public Seating is a Gamble, and I’ve Made It Worse
Some letters are filled with love. Some reveal long-buried secrets. And some? Some exist purely to let Olivia know she’s a messy, sloppy, disaster of a human being.This is one of those letters.Now, Olivia doesn’t know she has a letter. She doesn’t even know she’s lost it yet. But somewhere out there, a stranger is… Continue reading Olivia, This One’s For You (And Also Not For You)
Some letters are filled with heartfelt emotions. Some contain secrets best left unspoken. And some, like this one, exist purely to torment a man who just wanted to use his own toilet in peace.Mike (the Toilet Seat Champ) has committed a despicable crime. He has stolen a toilet seat—not out of necessity, not because it… Continue reading The Toilet Seat Heist: A Tale of Betrayal, Bureaucracy, and Bad Decisions
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