Letters

The Toilet Seat Heist: A Tale of Betrayal, Bureaucracy, and Bad Decisions

 Some letters are filled with heartfelt emotions. Some contain secrets best left unspoken. And some, like this one, exist purely to torment a man who just wanted to use his own toilet in peace.Mike (the Toilet Seat Champ) has committed a despicable crime. He has stolen a toilet seat—not out of necessity, not because it… Continue reading The Toilet Seat Heist: A Tale of Betrayal, Bureaucracy, and Bad Decisions

A Love Written in the Stars… and Ruined by a Single Crunch

The first letter of The Society of Lost Correspondence has been set loose. A romance so legendary that artists would immortalize it, poets would weep for it, and historians would write of its passion—if only it had survived the sound of a single, unforgivable crunch.Love is delicate. Love is eternal. Love is one loud chip… Continue reading A Love Written in the Stars… and Ruined by a Single Crunch