I’m standing in the skincare aisle like a normal person.
I am not a normal person.
I am holding a letter certified by the Local Goose Council and legally infused with Silly Goose Juice.
The contents are unregulated.
You may experience:
- mild emotional disobedience
- glitter-related side effects
- the sudden desire to honk when threatened
I’ve slid it between thirst serums and bronzing drops,
because nothing pairs with dewy skin like an unsolicited absolution
and a beverage that may or may not be sentient.
If you find it, it’s yours.
The Council does not believe in coincidence.
The post office is open again.
Uneven hours. Strange staff. No refunds.
-Irina Finch, Unlicensed Mail Clerk of the Ghost Office.
She accepted the job before realizing it involved geese. She has regrets.
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