I wasn’t planning to leave anything that day.
I wasn’t in the mood to ruin anyone’s afternoon. But sometimes the past calls your bluff, and sometimes it dares you to answer back with a typewriter and a grudge.
So I did.
I picked the book carefully. Breaking Dawn. The kind of love story that glorifies obsession, sparkling manipulation, and being old enough to vote while dating high schoolers. It felt right.
I slipped the letter between the pages, tucked in an envelope that simply said:
“To the Human Toenail.”
I hope someone finds it. I hope someone reads it in the silence of a thrift store aisle and feels that slow-burn what the hell is this crawling up their spine.
Maybe they’ll laugh. Maybe they’ll cry. Maybe they’ll put the book back and walk away with questions.
But I know this:
They’ll remember it.
I wrote it down so I could leave it behind
-Elsie Thorne




